hookers and blow save christmas
save christmas

Let them Save
your christmas, too!

Novelty Christmas holiday book makes a
great stocking stuffer!

Tom Transport is stuck in a snowdrift with all the presents for the town Christmas party! It's up to Hookers the tow truck and Blow the snowblower to make their way through the snow to save the day....and the party!

This novelty book, written in the style of an early reader, is a fun, illustrated holiday story subtly cheeky enough for adults to have a snicker here and there (depending on how your brain is wired...but if you're here because of the title, we know how your brain is wired).

Available in standard hardcover and lighter weight paperback formats.

hardcover book

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What people are saying...

"A great, entertaining children's book. Witty. The artwork is great! The grandkids are gonna enjoy this special tale Christmas morning. Then it’ll have a very special place on my shelf! Awesome customer service as well! Thanks to Hookers and Blow!"

Pete W.

"If you ever needed the perfect stocking stuffer idea, this has got to be it!"

Tiara C.

"My wife discovered the book by accident on Amazon. I just had to buy it, and it arrived today! (12/21) Just in time for Christmas! I read it out loud and we quite enjoyed it! Everyone needs Hookers and Blow for Christmas!"

Wesley T.

"My mother in law gave me “the look” but the rest of the family couldn’t hold in the laughter as my nephews read the book out loud to me. They love trucks and books! It was a magical Christmas gift for all."

Eric S.

"We don’t currently have any little ones in the family but just had to have a copy of this book. It didn’t disappoint! We read the book Christmas morning to our adult children amidst giggles and guffaws. Everyone got a kick out of it. The art work is superb and the typeset features a cool font."

Sandra L.

"Kids will love it, as well as double entendre loving adults."

Wayne P.

"Buy it for the title, enjoy it for the story! A nice tale for the kids with a few smirks for the adults along the way."

Pam K.

"It's like Go the F... to Sleep funny for adults....but is a story you can actually read to your kids!"

Susan B.

"If you are looking for the perfect xmas gift idea...."

Jen S.

"OMG! This is the funniest thing. I am so getting this for my nephew's kid!"

Meaghan V.

"People read this to their kids? Yes, they do! A good story about friends helping out, but enough twists for an adult mind."

Ryan M.

"OMG!!! Where do I get this?"

Chelsea M.

"Is the title slightly offensive? Sure. But if you have even a little bit of a sense of humor, you'll be in on the joke in no time. Worth the few bucks you'll spend on it."

Ben N.

Order your copy of
Hookers & Blow Save Christmas today!

ABOUT CHRISTMAS DELIVERIES: Unfortunately we can't control the resellers of our book, pricing, stock availability and their shipping and handling options so we do encourage you to order well in advance if you wish to enjoy the book at Christmas and to eliminate any snafus in the process getting it from us to you!

COVID-19 continues to affect turnaround time with our domestic print company. We appreciate your understanding with possibly longer than usual turnaround times for your order.

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Mailing Address

The Whamdoozer Company

RE: H&B Books

Box 6636, Fort St. John,
British Columbia, Canada
V1J 4J1



Book Details Soft Cover

  • Paperback : 22 pages
  • ISBN-10 : 1777225124
  • ISBN-13 : 978-1777225124
  • Product Dimensions : 27.94 x 0.15 x 21.59 cm
  • Publisher : Whamdoozer Company (Aug. 31 2020)
  • Language: : English
  • Type: Perfect Bound
  • Cover: Laminated Cardstock, Gloss, Premium Color Print
  • Pages: 70lb/104gsm Paper, Premium Color Print

Book Details Hard Cover

  • Hardback : 22 pages
  • ISBN-10 : 1777225100
  • ISBN-13 : 978-777225100
  • Product Dimensions : 21.6 x 0.85 x 28.0 cm
  • Publisher : Whamdoozer Company (Aug. 31 2020)
  • Language: : English
  • Type: Case Laminate
  • Cover: Hardcover with Premium Cover Glued, No Dust Jacket
  • Pages: 70lb/104gsm Paper, Premium Color Print

Wholesale Inquiries

For wholesale purchases of books, please contact us at the address above with your request.

Wholesale purchases generally start at 30 copies of either hardcover or softcover at discounted rates plus any applicable shipping/handling.

For wholesale customers wishing to stock the book for the Christmas season, we encourage ordering in August in order that we can accommodate your order as we generally place our fulfillment orders in September in order to ensure delivery October/November.

If you have any questions regarding wholesale or bulk purchases, please feel free to contact us.