This novelty book, written in the style of an early reader, is a fun, illustrated holiday story subtly cheeky enough for adults to have a snicker here and there (depending on how your brain is wired...but if you're here because of the title, we know how your brain is wired) but is also completely kid friendly.
Tom Transport is stuck in a snowdrift with all the presents for the town Christmas party! It's up to Hookers the tow truck and Blow the snowblower to make their way through the snow to save the day....and the party!
Available in standard hardcover and lighter-weight paperback formats.
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What people are saying...
"Kids will love it, as well as double entendre loving adults."
"A great, entertaining children's book. Witty. The artwork is great! The grandkids are gonna enjoy this special tale Christmas morning. Then it’ll have a very special place on my shelf! Awesome customer service as well! Thanks to Hookers and Blow!"
"People read this to their kids? Yes, they do! A good story about friends helping out, but enough twists for an adult mind."
"If you ever needed the perfect stocking stuffer idea, this has got to be it!"
"My wife discovered the book by accident on Amazon. I just had to buy it, and it arrived today! (12/21) Just in time for Christmas! I read it out loud and we quite enjoyed it! Everyone needs Hookers and Blow for Christmas!"
"My mother in law gave me “the look” but the rest of the family couldn’t hold in the laughter as my nephews read the book out loud to me. They love trucks and books! It was a magical Christmas gift for all."
"We don’t currently have any little ones in the family but just had to have a copy of this book. It didn’t disappoint! We read the book Christmas morning to our adult children amidst giggles and guffaws. Everyone got a kick out of it. The art work is superb and the typeset features a cool font."
"Buy it for the title, enjoy it for the story! A nice tale for the kids with a few smirks for the adults along the way."
"It's like Go the F... to Sleep funny for adults....but is a story you can actually read to your kids!"
"If you are looking for the perfect xmas gift idea...."
"OMG! This is the funniest thing. I am so getting this for my nephew's kid!"
"OMG!!! Where do I get this?"
"Is the title slightly offensive? Sure. But if you have even a little bit of a sense of humor, you'll be in on the joke in no time. Worth the few bucks you'll spend on it."
Hookers and Blow Save Christmas is available at a number of independent booksellers worldwide as well as major retail outlets and online stores.
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Hookers & Blow Save Christmas today!
ABOUT CHRISTMAS DELIVERIES: Unfortunately we are unable control the resellers of our book, pricing, stock availability and their shipping and handling options so we do encourage you to order well in advance if you wish to enjoy the book at Christmas and to eliminate any snafus in the process getting it to you!
Our books are printed domestically in the following markets North America, Europe and Australia. Wholesale inquiries and information can be found here.
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Book Details Soft Cover
Our softcover books feature a laminated gloss cover and a premium interior full colour print on 70lb paper stock.
Book Details Hard Cover
Our hardcover books feature a glued gloss cover without dust jacket and a premium interior full colour print on 70lb paper stock.