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Stuff your stocking with Hookers and Blow Save Christmas...one of the best, funniest and heartwarming holiday books you can give friends and family...and it's perfectly safe for the kids, too!

Tom Transport is stuck in a snowdrift with all the presents for the town Christmas party! It's up to Hookers the tow truck and Blow the snowblower to make their way through the snow to save the day....and the party in this funny and heartwarming Christmas book!

Hookers and Blow Save Christmas by Munty C. Pepin is a novelty Christmas holiday book written in the style of an early reader. This funny, illustrated story is subtly cheeky enough for adults to have a snicker here and there (depending on how your brain is wired...but if you're here because of the title, we know how your brain is wired) but is also completely kid-friendly.

Available in standard hardcover and paperback formats.

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What people are saying...

"Buy it for the title, enjoy it for the story! A nice tale for the kids with a few smirks for the adults along the way."

Pam K.

"Kids will love it, as well as double entendre loving adults."

Wayne P.

"If you ever needed the perfect stocking stuffer idea, this has got to be it!"

Tiara C.

"A great, entertaining children's book. Witty. The artwork is great! The grandkids are gonna enjoy this special tale Christmas morning. Then it’ll have a very special place on my shelf! Awesome customer service as well! Thanks to Hookers and Blow!"

Pete W.

"Is the title slightly offensive? Sure. But if you have even a little bit of a sense of humor, you'll be in on the joke in no time. Worth the few bucks you'll spend on it."

Ben N.

"People read this to their kids? Yes, they do! A good story about friends helping out, but enough twists for an adult mind."

Ryan M.

"My wife discovered the book by accident on Amazon. I just had to buy it, and it arrived today! (12/21) Just in time for Christmas! I read it out loud and we quite enjoyed it! Everyone needs Hookers and Blow for Christmas!"

Wesley T.

"We don’t currently have any little ones in the family but just had to have a copy of this book. It didn’t disappoint! We read the book Christmas morning to our adult children amidst giggles and guffaws. Everyone got a kick out of it. The art work is superb and the typeset features a cool font."

Sandra L.

"My mother in law gave me “the look” but the rest of the family couldn’t hold in the laughter as my nephews read the book out loud to me. They love trucks and books! It was a magical Christmas gift for all."

Eric S.

"It's like Go the F... to Sleep funny for adults....but is a story you can actually read to your kids!"

Susan B.

"If you are looking for the perfect xmas gift idea...."

Jen S.

"OMG! This is the funniest thing. I am so getting this for my nephew's kid!"

Meaghan V.

"OMG!!! Where do I get this?"

Chelsea M.

Hookers and Blow Save Christmas is available in lightweight paperback or standard hardcover at a number of independent booksellers worldwide as well as major retail outlets and online stores.

Order your copy of
Hookers & Blow Save Christmas today!

ABOUT CHRISTMAS DELIVERIES: We do encourage you to order well in advance if you wish to enjoy the book at Christmas and to eliminate any hiccups in the process getting it to you. Supply tends to become limited by mid-December and shipping/handling timelines and options from the resellers must also be considered.

Our books are printed domestically in the following markets: North America, Europe and Australia. Wholesale inquiries and information can be found here.

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Fort St. John, British Columbia, Canada

Email: info@whamdoozer.com

Phone: 250 800 0513

Book Details Soft Cover

Our softcover books feature a paperback style laminated gloss cover and premium interior full colour print on 70lb paper stock.

Book Details Hard Cover

Our hardcover books feature a glued gloss cover without dust jacket and a premium interior full colour print on 70lb paper stock.