"If you ever needed the perfect stocking stuffer idea, this has got to be it!"

Tiara C.

"Buy it for the title, enjoy it for the story! A nice tale for the kids with a few smirks for the adults along the way."

Pam K.

"Is the title slightly offensive? Sure. But if you have even a little bit of a sense of humor, you'll be in on the joke in no time. Worth the few bucks you'll spend on it."

Ben N.

"Kids will love it, as well as double entendre loving adults."

Wayne P.

"A great, entertaining children's book. Witty. The artwork is great! The grandkids are gonna enjoy this special tale Christmas morning. Then it’ll have a very special place on my shelf! Awesome customer service as well! Thanks to Hookers and Blow!"

Pete W.

"People read this to their kids? Yes, they do! A good story about friends helping out, but enough twists for an adult mind."

Ryan M.

"My wife discovered the book by accident on Amazon. I just had to buy it, and it arrived today! (12/21) Just in time for Christmas! I read it out loud and we quite enjoyed it! Everyone needs Hookers and Blow for Christmas!"

Wesley T.

"We don’t currently have any little ones in the family but just had to have a copy of this book. It didn’t disappoint! We read the book Christmas morning to our adult children amidst giggles and guffaws. Everyone got a kick out of it. The art work is superb and the typeset features a cool font."

Sandra L.

"My mother in law gave me “the look” but the rest of the family couldn’t hold in the laughter as my nephews read the book out loud to me. They love trucks and books! It was a magical Christmas gift for all."

Eric S.

"It's like Go the F... to Sleep funny for adults....but is a story you can actually read to your kids!"

Susan B.

"If you are looking for the perfect xmas gift idea...."

Jen S.

"OMG! This is the funniest thing. I am so getting this for my nephew's kid!"

Meaghan V.

"OMG!!! Where do I get this?"

Chelsea M.